Of This and Other Worlds

Inspired by hedda62 and penwiper26's fun with the LJ Markov Random Text Generator. A few of my favorite results from my own LJ, some cut and some not:

( From the Too Much Information Dept.: )

Excuse me while I burbled about Snape at Convention Alley . Really, the guy deserves a medal. *is dead*

( Is that what they do at those big mystery conventions? )

Meanwhile, yahtzee63 has done it again, with a hulking security guard on either side...

( Oh, well, that makes things perfectly clear. )

( Now here's a beaut of a crossover idea )

( Huh? And again I say to you, huh? )

And, apparently, if you want me, I'll just be lying here face down on the hand he gave her at the gate...

Hey, hedda62, it's what we've all been waiting for! Courtesy of the LJ Markov Random Text Generator:

...people in trouble, or been anything but fair with those stupid enough to get out of my back, I gave up my last shreds of self-possession and melted against him. He was smeared with blood and ashes, his robes hung in tatters, and one of them knocked my wand out of my classmates, I didn't need to; he only managed a rough approximation of those times. Going up to my mental image of the time it ended. Through the lattice of my high school/university teachers. If an online friend, you met me before I could barely speak the words.

Oh, well, naturally.

And gacked from theatresm, wow. Just wow. Of all the HP theories I've heard in the past few months, my money's on this one.