Ooh, shiny!

[rj_anderson]

Hey, hedda62, it's what we've all been waiting for! Courtesy of the LJ Markov Random Text Generator:

...people in trouble, or been anything but fair with those stupid enough to get out of my back, I gave up my last shreds of self-possession and melted against him. He was smeared with blood and ashes, his robes hung in tatters, and one of them knocked my wand out of my classmates, I didn't need to; he only managed a rough approximation of those times. Going up to my mental image of the time it ended. Through the lattice of my high school/university teachers. If an online friend, you met me before I could barely speak the words.

Oh, well, naturally.

And gacked from theatresm, wow. Just wow. Of all the HP theories I've heard in the past few months, my money's on this one.

Comments

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

*GASP!* It's... it's... it's the return of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol dialogue!

(drat, now I want a Crazy Jane icon. i'm never satisfied.)

[drmm.livejournal.com]

Interesting theory and I can see it happening ... It's much more likely than the "Lupin is James" theory anyway.

My money's still on the slightly less pivotal "Lily was actually the seeker" theory. ;) But since it's my own idea, I'm a bit biased.

[chresimos.livejournal.com]

O_O Theory!

So Ron is Dumbledore and Harry is Voldie, and will shortly split into Harry and Varry, and run around Hogwarts muttering to himself, "Yes, we will steal the sockses, preciousss" for the whole 7th book. Whee!

[theatresm.livejournal.com]

There's an implication to that theory, too (in hindsight).... If LV actually transferred a part of his mind to Harry, willingly or not, would the Occlumancy lessons really have helped? It's one thing to block an "invasion" from the outside, but how do you shut off or block something which has become a part of you? Can Occlumancy be used that way? Dumbledore seems to think so, if the "in essence divided" is a potential theory.

Interesting implication there, too, re: Dumbledore's behavior. How much of it is for Harry's benefit, and how much is he hoping might "rub off" on LV, if there is indeed some LV in Harry's mind?

Euuuurghhh.

[dr-c.livejournal.com]

My result from the Markov generator was amusing too:

we say so, wouldn’t you? 18. Percy will, for at least half of his anti-HP rant in the origination of major orchestras can tell that it is possible that I should have said 31.4159, etc.!" The original readers wouldn't have felt misled by that time it had me agreeing 100% with Augustine and 99% with Aquinas. (Thomas Hobbes was on this "Holiness doctrine" have developed, which often claim less than the other hand) a shallower approach that reads just to get any sleep anyway, I spent about $5 on a basketball court. You take a lesson for Firenze on that

Well, Percy did have a bit of an anti-Harry rant in book 5, and I suppose it is kind of shallow to read only for the purpose of getting to sleep; but still, the notion of Thomas Hobbes as a Holiness-doctrine preacher doesn't quite compute...