The Joy of Markov

Inspired by hedda62 and penwiper26's fun with the LJ Markov Random Text Generator. A few of my favorite results from my own LJ, some cut and some not:

( From the Too Much Information Dept.: )

Excuse me while I burbled about Snape at Convention Alley . Really, the guy deserves a medal. *is dead*

( Is that what they do at those big mystery conventions? )

Meanwhile, yahtzee63 has done it again, with a hulking security guard on either side...

( Oh, well, that makes things perfectly clear. )

( Now here's a beaut of a crossover idea )

( Huh? And again I say to you, huh? )

And, apparently, if you want me, I'll just be lying here face down on the hand he gave her at the gate...