Markov Merriment

I am once more indebted to Erica Smith for finding another amusing URL -- in this case a Markov Chain text randomizer -- running a few paragraphs of my Snapefic "The Potions Master's Apprentice" through it, and sending me this gem of a result:

"Miss Moody is a scone, Severus," said Dumbledore, calmly pouring the other Hogwarts houses.

Of course, I knew it all along.

You can try it yourself, with any bit of prose or poetry you like, at Doctor Nerve's Markov Page.