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yahtzee63: Anne Rice, of all people, is writing a novel about the early years of Jesus's life. In the first person.
Excuse me while I weep blood and then spork myself to death. I might have to take my friends and family with me as well, to spare them the horror of it all.
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Excuse me while I weep blood and then spork myself to death. I might have to take my friends and family with me as well, to spare them the horror of it all.
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Date: 2005-05-08 02:25 am (UTC)I have serious doubts as to whether she'd be able to speak the words of the Lord's Prayer without a random, unseasonal bolt of lightning suddenly falling on her head.
Heaven help us. This is simply too extraordinary to be believed.
Re: O_O
Date: 2005-05-08 02:27 am (UTC)ISJ