Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bookstore...

[rj_anderson]

News item, gacked from yahtzee63: Anne Rice, of all people, is writing a novel about the early years of Jesus's life. In the first person.

Excuse me while I weep blood and then spork myself to death. I might have to take my friends and family with me as well, to spare them the horror of it all.

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[mafdet.livejournal.com]

Is it time to laugh or weep? I don't know. All I know is that Ms. "I Don't Need No Stinkin' Editor" Rice better not go comparing herself to Robert Graves.