Jack Sparrow... would try to sneak the party into Mordor by disguising everyone as pirates. Eventually they would join the Corsairs and take the back way toward the Mountain of Fire, mingling with the Haradrim and Southron mercenaries. A rabid Oliphaunt attack would separate the party; Frodo and Sam would proceed toward the Mountain as written, Pippin and Merry would single-handedly defeat the corsairs and bring the black ships back to Minas Tirith, and Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, and Jack would be captured, taken to Barad-Dur, conveniently escape, and pwn Sauron with their very high collective pwn factor. At which point Gandalf would show up with crowns and things. Yay.
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Date: 2006-06-01 03:09 am (UTC)Jack Sparrow... would try to sneak the party into Mordor by disguising everyone as pirates. Eventually they would join the Corsairs and take the back way toward the Mountain of Fire, mingling with the Haradrim and Southron mercenaries. A rabid Oliphaunt attack would separate the party; Frodo and Sam would proceed toward the Mountain as written, Pippin and Merry would single-handedly defeat the corsairs and bring the black ships back to Minas Tirith, and Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, and Jack would be captured, taken to Barad-Dur, conveniently escape, and pwn Sauron with their very high collective pwn factor. At which point Gandalf would show up with crowns and things. Yay.