Ew.

In my experience there has been only one drawback to giving birth at home, and it's that two years later, the placenta is still sitting at the bottom of your freezer, easily mistaken* for something you might actually want to thaw.**

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* Though not fatally so, in this case. The midwife had been smart enough to write a label on the bag.
** And the first person who suggests I raid the spice cabinet and get out the soda crackers gets smacked.