Malapropisms 'R' Us

Six-year-old Nicholas, whose friends are mostly a year or two older than he is, came home the other day with a small collection of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards. He has no idea how to play either game, but he's quite proud of them.

He has a hard time remembering that the cards are from two different games, though, or recalling the title of either game properly...

So he refers to them all as "Pinocchio Cards".