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I just have to say, for the record, that if Teri and Ian win The Amazing Race 3 I may be forced to write Real Person Fic for the first time in my life, just to come up with a scenario I can live with. Maybe I'll write a story in which JVJ and the Bald Snark tie for first place (because I really can't decide which team I like best), and the Twins come in second, and Zach finally tells Flo where she can get off and leaves her whining helplessly a mile away from the finish line. Meanwhile, Team Hat will be stuck somewhere in northern Alberta with a pack of rabid wolverines, but don't worry, not even they would want to get anywhere near Ian.

Oh, the temptation...