Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bookstore...

[rj_anderson]

News item, gacked from yahtzee63: Anne Rice, of all people, is writing a novel about the early years of Jesus's life. In the first person.

Excuse me while I weep blood and then spork myself to death. I might have to take my friends and family with me as well, to spare them the horror of it all.

Comments

O_O

[(Anonymous)]

She *must* be joking. "I'll never be able to speak the words of consecration at Mass"???

I have serious doubts as to whether she'd be able to speak the words of the Lord's Prayer without a random, unseasonal bolt of lightning suddenly falling on her head.

Heaven help us. This is simply too extraordinary to be believed.

Re: O_O

[(Anonymous)]

Ahem. Sorry. ^Twas me.

ISJ