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rj_anderson ([personal profile] rj_anderson) wrote2009-07-01 08:35 am
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Canada Day! (and don't forget the contest)

First, before I forget -- remember you can win lots of lovely FREE BOOKS over at the Summer of Seven site! Including a signed copy of Faery Rebels: Spell Hunter or Knife!

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I promised a long time ago that I'd talk about why I love living in Canada, and I... totally never got around to it.

But today is Canada Day! The day when all the provinces decided to get together and become one happy family! And then they went out for butter tarts and poutine. Or something.

So I will celebrate by telling you why I love Canada.

First, it is clean. Amazingly clean. Everybody who comes here tells us how clean it is. We have lots of clean water, clean air, and wiiiiiiide open spaaaaaces. Even if you live in the gritty metropolis that is Toronto, it only takes you forty minutes on the 401 (assuming it is not Rush Hour, which everybody knows occurs from approximately 6 a.m. to 7 p.m. and from 7 p.m. to 6 a.m. every day) to get to somewhere cleaner. But even Toronto is cleaner than a lot of big cities. And a lot of Canada is quite staggeringly pretty, landscape-wise. (Our buildings, on the other hand, are fairly meh because none of them are more than 200 years old and way too many of them were built in the 60's and 70's.)

Secondly, it is safe. Bad things do happen here, and occasionally horrifically bad things happen, but at a laughably lower rate than elsewhere. I have a friend living just north of Toronto who still thinks nothing of going away for the weekend and leaving the house unlocked and her keys in her car. (Though I will say that I hyperventilated a bit when she told me that.) Part of that is because we do not like guns. I approve of not having guns. I see very little reason that anyone short of a law enforcement officer or a grizzly bear hunter needs to be carrying a gun.

Thirdly, I have never in my life become sick or injured, or had anyone else I know or love become sick or injured, and thought, "Oh no, how are we going to pay for this?" This is a big, big plus. Yes, our health care system has its flaws, but I really don't think that having to wait a little longer for certain procedures than someone in the US might (and even this is debatable, depending on location and the nature of the treatment) is a serious flaw compared to, say, going into total bankruptcy because your mother had a heart attack and spent three weeks in intensive care before having bypass surgery and your family can't afford to pay the massive whopping hospital bill. EVERYONE who is a Canadian citizen is entitled to full health care, and even things like midwifery and a yearly optical examination are covered, which is awesome. (You still have to pay for your own prescriptions, but still.)

Fourthly, Canadians in the main tend to be laid-back. We do occasionally get riled up about stuff (sometimes really weird stuff, like women fighting for the right to go topless in public and actually winning, even though I have yet to see anyone do this, thank heavens) but by and large we're pretty willing to let other people make their own decisions instead of campagining to have everybody live according to one particular group's set of rules. Mind you, in practice this creates a kind of creeping liberalism that can sometimes be annoying when any attempt to take a stand on principle is seen as Oppressive. But I think it's still better than living in a constant froth of outrage about how This Country Used To Be Great But Then Those Secular Humanists (or Fundamentalist Christians) Came And Took It All Away.

Fifthly, we have butter tarts. NOM.

Okay, so maybe I'm not taking this list entirely seriously. But I have travelled to several different countries now, many of which I have found attractive and admirable in their own way and would be happy to return to as a visitor, but I have yet to go anywhere that made me feel sorry that I live in Canada. I love England, I am nigh fanatical in my passion for Wales, I enjoyed the year I spent going to school in New Jersey, and I thought Israel was amazing and would love to go back for another visit some day. But ultimately I am always glad to come home to my quiet, unassuming, fresh-scrubbed little (albeit very big, in terms of land mass) country.

And I think this video says it all, really. Warning: extreme catchiness ahead.



Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
tree_and_leaf: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart in uniform glengarry bonnet, Jamie in kilt, caption "Wha's like us?" (Scots Soldiers (Icon of patriotic prejud)

[personal profile] tree_and_leaf 2009-07-01 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Brits have got the monarchy

Hey, so have you!

[identity profile] rj-anderson.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, but not so you'd notice.
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[personal profile] tree_and_leaf 2009-07-01 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
... the coinage, though?

Though that reminds me of a Eurosceptic Tory going on about how we couldn't have the Euro, because then the Queen wouldn't be on our banknotes, and was apparently completely unaware that she isn't, and never has been, on Scottish notes.

Anyway, as I should have said: Happy Canada Day!

[identity profile] rj-anderson.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh on the Scottish notes. I did not realize this! Interesting.

[identity profile] pbristow.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll let you have them on a 50/50 timeshare, if you like? But you'll have to pay for their upkeep while they're over there. They're not the world's *cheapest* pets, y'know. =:o>

If I ever emigrate, it's most likely to be to Canada. Ideally within easy driving distance of the Niagra Falls... Although based on my one experience of them so far, there's a danger that I'll become mesmerised and die of hunger/thirst while gazing out over them. =:o}

[identity profile] catherinehaines.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I am having flashbacks to the Stargate SG1 music video set to Rocks and Trees by The Arrogant Worms. This is probably because it is almost 1am.

[identity profile] rj-anderson.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not seen said video nor have I heard the song (though I do know of the Arrogant Worms in general), but I approve of your Jem icon.
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[personal profile] tree_and_leaf 2009-07-01 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Canada is very big!"

I love the Arrogant Worms.

[identity profile] catherinehaines.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
We've got
Rocks and trees
And trees and rocks
And rocks and trees
And trees and rocks
And rocks and trees
And trees and rocks
And rocks and trees
And trees and rocks
And water!


It applies to New Zealand as well. I used to sing it while on camping. XD
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[identity profile] apis-mellifera.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, you have Captain Tractor and the Arrogant Worms. And the Kids in the Hall. And HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA. And TIMBITS. (I know there are Tim Horton's in the US now, but there are NONE IN MY PART.)

[identity profile] rj-anderson.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It is sad to be without Timmy's. *pets you*
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[personal profile] smangosbubbles 2009-07-01 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The response to that video: yes, I would like to be Canadian. My mother would like me to obtain Canadian citizenship (basically, she wants one foot in Canada's borders when America finally does go really and truly pear-shaped and thinks it'll be easier for me because there are Canadian parts of the family. Admittedly, the ones who had citizenship (on account of the fact that they were born there) are dead, so they're not much use at all).

And now I return to lurking and ogling other peoples' citizenships.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/shing_/ 2009-07-01 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That video is adorable and I'm snagging for my LJ!

Butter tarts and poutine. YUM. I think I've just decided what I'll be having for lunch today :) Happy Canada Day!
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[identity profile] loriel-eris.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Loved that video! *g*

[identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Italy has everything. But if I ever were forced out of my native nationality, I would probably pick Australia.

[identity profile] robinellen.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Canada Day :) (I also love England and Wales, but I've never been to Canada...I know, I need to remedy that, heh.) Of course, I'm quite partial to CO :D
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[identity profile] shellebelle93.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Canada Day!

I envy your National Anthem because it's way nicer than ours.

(wishes we'd change it to "America the Beautiful")

And...that national health care thing. I really envy that. *sigh*

:D

O Canada! Terre de nos aieux!

[identity profile] carbonelle.livejournal.com 2009-07-02 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I like the bit about your (national) forehead being crowned with glorious flowers!

[identity profile] olmue.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I am SO with you on 2 and 3. Maybe I'm a closet Canadian and didn't know it?

Happy Canada Day!

[identity profile] branquignole.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Just realised that I have yet to thank you for posting the link to this great video. It made my week, and I don't even know much about Canada.

Also: Happy Canada Day! :)

[identity profile] scionofgrace.livejournal.com 2009-07-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
It is important to love one's home. I've got relatives in Manitoba, so I know what you're talking about. You should add that everyone is so darn nice.

(Though I have a really hard time not laughing out loud when I meet those Canadians who really do end every sentence with "eh".)

[identity profile] quiller77.livejournal.com 2009-07-02 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Great list. I am shocked that other places don't have butter tarts. What are they thinking? :-)

Canadian citizenship must be coveted - it is the nationality of choice to claim to be when travelling. I love my Canadian passport.

Happy Canada Day

[identity profile] carbonelle.livejournal.com 2009-07-02 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
I feel exactly the same way about America.

Lovely!