rj_anderson: (10th Doctor - No Second Chances)
rj_anderson ([personal profile] rj_anderson) wrote2006-11-13 11:31 pm
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Letters to TORCHWOOD, after watching The One with the Fairies

Dear Jack: Your angst is painfully unconvincing, as is your leadership. Please go back to playing the smartmouthed second banana -- it suits you so much better.

Dear Gwen: I like your hair. Your whiny attitude, however, not so much. Also, I feel sorry for your boyfriend.

Dear Everybody Else: You lack personality. If it weren't for Toshiko being a girl, I would have a hard time telling you all apart.

Dear F/X People: Ouch. And not in a good way.

Dear Show Writers in General and RTD in Particular: Sorry, no sale.

*goes back to waiting for the latest Amazing Race episode*

[identity profile] peacockharpy.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't even downloaded after the first two. I just... they annoy me. And I really wanted to like it, too.

[identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
But they said MARA! And there were sepia-tinted flashbacks!!1
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[identity profile] yunitsa.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I was thinking - why does Jack make such an awesome sidekick (banana, indeed) but as a lead is dull to the point of catatonia? One of the many deep questions Torchwood makes me ask myself.
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[identity profile] lizbee.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I find Jack so physically perfect as to be repulsive. And everyone is just ... eh. And the plots are silly. In short, unless they do an episode with an all-Time Lord kick-line lead by the Master and ended by Romana, I'm probably not likely to try again.

[identity profile] serenasnape.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
You lasted longer than me: I gave up after the first two episodes!
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[personal profile] owl 2006-11-14 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You can tell the difference by: Tosh is a girl. Owen is a date rapist. Ianto wears a suit. Easy!