The Character Interview Meme

Gacked from a bunch of people on friendsfriends:

Ask any of my characters*, from any of my stories, any question you would like them to answer.

This should be fun...
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*Including canon characters, not just OC's.

Am I insane, or...?

I just found this while egosurfing and it made me howl. Take a look at Question #20 on this Harry Potter quiz!

And "Janet", too! Not quite "Jennet", admittedly, but...