*Grins*...My dear, that sounds like a challenge...Ah, go on...Lemme have a go...You can mock me when I get ti totally wrong!...Although I've done about thirty over the net...And a couple for my nieces and nephews...And I haven't been wrong yet...Not drastically, anyway...S'just a case of sticking to the basics and watching for patterns...At least, in the vague and entirely untrained way I do it!

I mostly use adjectives and adverbs for decoration...I don;t actually like them that much, but when I was in primary school I was told off for writing my story with a big long heavy description, then all teh dialogue in a row, then lots more description...I'm constantly battling to find a half way!