Bent Chromosomes

[rj_anderson]

When I saw the birthday cards my sons had made for me this year, I was speechless -- but only because I was laughing so hard.

First, from my seven-year-old:



I am not sure what I did to deserve such a label (not to mention the alarming spectacle of my head and arms coming off, and the highly convicting Bible verse), but since the card was delivered with a grin and contained a two-dollar coin lovingly taped inside, I suspect I shouldn't worry too much about it.

Then from my five-year-old, whose favorite pastime these days is teasing his father:



Clearly I have passed on some seriously warped genes to my children. I apologize in advance to all the people that will be forced to deal with their bizarre sense of humor.

Comments

[snowrabbitses.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Your kids are going to be well served by having such a strong sense of humor. Although I guess you got a thinly veiled hint from your seven-year-old- better watch your step ;)

And what an opportunist your five-year old is for using the card like that...