It's a good thing they're cute...

[rj_anderson]

Mommy [cooing, while carrying just-fed, happy and bright-eyed baby down the hall to be changed]: You're the sweetest baby, aren't you? Just the nicest, cuddliest--

Baby: *barfs straight down the neck of Mommy's pyjama top*

Mommy [freezing in horror]: AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!

Baby: *smiles angelically*