Are you sure that you're not emotionally devestated that you have a further wait for the glasses that you have longed for and needed for these many moons?
I put it to you that you are having continued nightmares and panic attacks brought on by this enforced deprivation of your eyewear, a deprivation brought about by no fault of yours but rather by the negligence, nay, the heinous contempt that the optician's own lab has shown in failing to prepare your lenses!
Natural justice demands that you are fully and adequately compensated for these sickening injuries in an amount of no less than $100 million PLUS the $10 gasoline that you had to buy, thereby contributing further to global warming and damaging the future of your children!
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Everything I learned from Lionel Hutz, Esq.
Date: 2007-01-11 05:25 pm (UTC)I put it to you that you are having continued nightmares and panic attacks brought on by this enforced deprivation of your eyewear, a deprivation brought about by no fault of yours but rather by the negligence, nay, the heinous contempt that the optician's own lab has shown in failing to prepare your lenses!
Natural justice demands that you are fully and adequately compensated for these sickening injuries in an amount of no less than $100 million PLUS the $10 gasoline that you had to buy, thereby contributing further to global warming and damaging the future of your children!
The plaintiff rests, your honour.