*runs screaming from Snape/Lily* No! No! You can't make me!

And at least my Snape's only sappy in writing. Well, and a bit in bed. And at the end of the first chapter of IWS, which makes me cringe every time I read it. But otherwise... :)

I bet Snape uses confiscated romance novels to fuel his fireplace at Hogwarts. Doesn't that sound like something he'd do?