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rj_anderson ([personal profile] rj_anderson) wrote2005-11-05 05:17 pm

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Sporks

I just watched this again to see if it was as eyebuggingly, earwormingly horrific as I remembered, and yes, yes it was. I think the cracked-out dancing girls may actually be the worst bit, because dude, the choreography. Anyway, the only way I could make the pain go away was to share it, once more, with the rest of you:

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

In other and completely unrelated news (unless you think that Leonard Nimoy reminds you of Snape, which is possible in a random sort of way), I have actually started writing a post-HBP Snape/Maud fic, to serve as a more canonical alternative to the now-AU If We Survive.

I've been moving toward a less romanticized portrayal of Snape for a while -- you can see it in "Cold Water" and "Bewitching the Mind, Ensnaring the Senses", both of which were written after OotP. But the "Spinner's End" chapter of HBP was, in a strange way, comforting and confirming to me: it showed that I hadn't been that far off the mark in guessing what Snape might be like, how he might converse, in a situation where he was on reasonably civil terms with the others present and his hatred of James Potter & Co. wasn't uppermost on his mind. (Plus, so totally Snape pulling the wool over Bellatrix's eyes and manipulating the situation to play out with his and Dumbledore's planned endgame, but I digress.) So while Snape is certainly not any normal person's idea of a good date, and I can no longer imagine him in a situation like the one I wrote in IWS Ch. 3 (pity, as I rather liked that crimson turtleneck), I still don't think he is hopelessly screwed up when it comes to all human relationships.

Anyway, the fic. Don't worry, it's short -- I have not completely parted ways with sanity. But the challenge of writing Snape again, given what we now know of his personality, was too tempting to resist. [livejournal.com profile] lizbee and [livejournal.com profile] cesario have seen the little bits I've written so far and seem to think they're all right, so I shall continue as time and responsibilities permit, and hope to have something to post here soon.

[identity profile] ravensnape.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
RJ, you rock my world. But I still vote for the turtlenecks! So we get to read it when? And remind me...didn't you start one where Snape is in the cellar of the Hogs Head just after D's death?

Ah, back stabbers. Caesar didn't see it coming, are you certain Dumbledore did?

[identity profile] rj-anderson.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You get to read it as soon as I get the chance to finish writing it -- which means your guess is as good as mine as to when that will be, because, y'know, the baby. I don't get much time to type with both hands on the keyboard these days... but thanks for the vote of confidence!

And BTW, this story is a continuation of the Hog's Head one, so yes, you remember correctly.

Caesar didn't see it coming, are you certain Dumbledore did?

Well, if Caesar had drunk poison and spent a while staggering around before collapsing on the steps, then looked Brutus straight in the eye as he approached and said "Please..." I would probably be questioning whether he'd planned his death beforehand too. :)

[identity profile] ravensnape.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
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